Joined: Jul 2 2009

Okay- Hi everyone Im new to the forums so go easy

I found an old guy living in a small old shack near the mo hole.

Inside were 2 singularity bombs.

Outside was the old guy.

he is invincible and talks about the old days like ultor and revals some pretty good secrets.

Does anyone else know of him?

Joined: May 19 2009

Yes. Everybody else knows of him.
He's the most well-known easter egg on the game.
Please use the search function.

Joined: Jun 17 2009

OLD COOTER?!?!?!?!?

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wal mart wrote:

a hacker is someone who 2 shots you with a peace keeper and a vision backpack wtf

Joined: Nov 14 2008

where is he at? I know the badlands .

Snake?..... Snake?..... Snaaaaaaaaaaake
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A sledgehammer, haha. Don't make me laugh. OWW! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!

Joined: Apr 6 2009

Go to the badlands mohole, look around. You'll see a small shack area up a steep hill, that's where he is. Also, if it helps, there's a radio tag pretty much beside his house I think.

Joined: Jun 4 2009

*SPOILER* (Though everyone knows) He is supposed to be Parker, the character you play from Red Faction 1. I thought it was pretty cool when I found him too.

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Joined: Nov 14 2008

I found him.

Snake?..... Snake?..... Snaaaaaaaaaaake
Red Faction Guerrilla = The Future of Games

A sledgehammer, haha. Don't make me laugh. OWW! NO! NO! NOOOOOO!

Joined: Jun 22 2009

*copied from other thread*

You played as him in red faction 1, he almost gets killed in the last section of the game but is saved by the EDF. EDF turns on you, i think Eos dies, not sure. Hendrix bursts into flames while hax0rizing the server. General Masako bitches at you. Bombs get disarmed, lots of cool stuff.

Then red faction 2 comes, and you kill the commonwealth, you play as Alias (wtf), you harness the nano forge and get nano powers. Shriek's hair turn blue, Quill turns into a butch lesbian, Repta gets roid-rage, Sopot get raped by a missle. Then whats his face (Molov) gets in a Goliath and tries to kill you in a cool tower. You jump out, shit happens, shriek helps you, tangier didn't do anything in the first place but helps you for the whole game.

Red Faction guerilla pops into stores and everyones like WOAH THE FIRST EVER RED FACTION GAME!!! ULTOR FROM SAINTS ROW HOLYSHIT NO WAY. Countless red faction 1/2 references are made, then you play as that guy from Terminator Salvation, and wear an awesome red turtle neck. Your brother gets capped and shit happens, moar references (lol hendrix hall) and you freeze you ass off and the hadron colider shoots a happy bomb into the hydra

then the red faction forums are flooded with RFG noobs, who all they want is to understand why they are dieing so fast in multiplayer! It's because they are not able to wrap their mind around the fact that you die faster when you get shot in the head and it's not UBER 1337 HAX0RS!!1!1!!1!! and the only weapon that they ever use is the rocket launcher and trip mine because they suck at life...

and that is who the old coot is.

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Joined: Jun 21 2009
Smythface wrote:
*copied from other thread*

You played as him in red faction 1, he almost gets killed in the last section of the game but is saved by the EDF. EDF turns on you, i think Eos dies, not sure. Hendrix bursts into flames while hax0rizing the server. General Masako bitches at you. Bombs get disarmed, lots of cool stuff.

Then red faction 2 comes, and you kill the commonwealth, you play as Alias (wtf), you harness the nano forge and get nano powers. Shriek's hair turn blue, Quill turns into a butch lesbian, Repta gets roid-rage, Sopot get raped by a missle. Then whats his face (Molov) gets in a Goliath and tries to kill you in a cool tower. You jump out, shit happens, shriek helps you, tangier didn't do anything in the first place but helps you for the whole game.

Red Faction guerilla pops into stores and everyones like WOAH THE FIRST EVER RED FACTION GAME!!! ULTOR FROM SAINTS ROW HOLYSHIT NO WAY. Countless red faction 1/2 references are made, then you play as that guy from Terminator Salvation, and wear an awesome red turtle neck. Your brother gets capped and shit happens, moar references (lol hendrix hall) and you freeze you ass off and the hadron colider shoots a happy bomb into the hydra

then the red faction forums are flooded with RFG noobs, who all they want is to understand why they are dieing so fast in multiplayer! It's because they are not able to wrap their mind around the fact that you die faster when you get shot in the head and it's not UBER 1337 HAX0RS!!1!1!!1!! and the only weapon that they ever use is the rocket launcher and trip mine because they suck at life...

and that is who the old coot is.

I remember when that happens.

Don't look up, im underneath you.

Don't look down, im above you.

Don't look straight, just close your eyes.

Joined: Nov 20 2008

go up one thread the subject is ur answer. lol

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